funnies

"I was working a club in Newark, and somebody bent over and his gun fell out on the floor. And everybody was checking their coats to make sure it wasn't their gun." _Wanda Sykes

" As a writer, George Carlin was the closest thing to Jonathan Swift we got. He was like a weird combination of Twain and Swift, with a little bit of old-time New York what-the-fuck. 'Anorexia: What do I give a shit if some little rich cunt won't eat?' "
_Robin Williams, quoting Carlin.