Thursday goodies!

Oooo I can't wait for the VP debate this Thursday.
It's gonna be better than any Will Ferrell beer movie,
and I'm going to sit with a big bowl of popcorn as I watch Palin miserably sink to the bottom of the political ocean, searching for secret hand symbols in the audience, hopefully providing her with a decent response.

Here's the thing:
Joe Biden isn't a bully, aggressor, misogynist, extremist, or anti-women.
Fuck, I'm pretty sure he can pull it off in the sack every now and then.
Palin says she watched Biden work Washington in the "second grade". A.K.A. calling him old and contrasting Obama's "Change" campaign.
Hello! Earth to neurons, maybe it's a good thing Biden has something up his spine!
Something called intelligence.
A man with EXPERIENCE (I can't seem to say that enough) instead of a crazy gun holding, power hungry, animal killing liar.
Instead of making fun of the enemy, why don't you prove them wrong with experience, factual evidence, witty retorts, and what your promising a failing country? Show your skills, instead of bashing the knowledge of others!

Right in time for Halloween, trick or treat.
Gimme a musketeer.
Give Biden a chocolate specialty, limited time offer: P-Crunch. So he can a big bite, a juicy morsely chunk from her "qualifications".

Let the entertainment begin.